Holy cow, you must be bored...
anyway, here's some of our favorite 'sawings,' enjoy...
The opinion of 10,000 men is of no value if none of them know anything about the subject.
- Marcus Aurelius
Forgive your enemy ... but remember the bastard's name !
If they couldn’t accept what we had decided to do with our lives, then they weren’t really our friends after all.
"Take your passion and make it happen."
Do in haste...repent in leisure.
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.
Life is more fun if you're easily amused.
He who dies with the least toys wins. Because the more you know...the less you need.
-Yvon Chouinard, Patagonia founder and CEO
"Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers".
Don't bleed on the object.
"If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself ..."
- Albert Einstein
Numbers never lie, but you can usually get them to say anything you want.
“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”
In heaven there ain't no beer...that's why I drink it here.
Whether you think you can or you can't, you're right.
Never give up on a dream just because of the time it takes to accomplish it. The time will pass anyway.
There are two questions a man must ask himself:
The first is ‘Where am I going?’ and the second is ‘Who will go with me?’ If you ever get these questions in the wrong order you are in trouble.
In Life We Never Lose Friends, We Only Learn Who The True Ones Are...
HAM AND EGGS: A day's work for a chicken...a lifetime commitment for a pig.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime...
Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Either you get it or you don't !
"A clever person solves a probelm. A wise person avoids it"
- Albert Einstein
Strive every day to be the person your dog thinks you are.
You never know which way a pickle will squirt until you squeeze it.
Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill.
You can lead them to water, but holding their head under is frowned upon
"Intelligence is limited–stupidity is infinite!"
- Albert Einstein
A single candle both defies and defines the darkness.
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
The most dangerous words:
Hey! Watch this!
"life is the worst teacher. It gives the test before the lesson"
-Henry David Thoureau
If has tires on it, sooner or later it will give you trouble.
To be rich, make more or desire less!
When you come to a fork in the road, take it !
Some people, when alone, are in good company...and others are not.
The first thing you need to know, will likely be the last thing you learn.
Nothing tastes like chicken except chicken.
Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
The sharpest weapon of all is a kind and gentle spirit.
If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.
Nothing is fool-proof because fools are so ingenious.
Some days it doesn’t pay to chew through the straps.
"If you aim at nothing, you'll hit it every time."
... The early bird may get the worm.... but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Waste no more time arguing what a good man should be. Be one.
Being vague is as annoying as that other thing.
It only hurts till the pain goes away.
"If you always do what interests you, then at least one person is pleased."
If you can't spot the sucker at the table in the first half hour, it's you.
When the going gets tough, the weak start to complain.
Happiness is my lawn mower starting on the first pull.
If you are not the lead dog the scenery never changes.
" The only easy day was yesterday"
"Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean they are not out to get you"
When I hear something, I forget it
When I see something, I remember it
When I do something, I understand it!
Trust Everyone, but Brand your cattle
If I agreed with you, then we'd both be wrong.
You deserve what you tolerate.
I’m with the bomb squad. If you see me running, I suggest trying to catch up.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
There's two kinds of people in the world... them that find an excuse and them that find a way...
Eventually an ape banging on a piano will strike a chord.
Most congressmen are so dumb they couldn't pour sand out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel.
A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
Live YOUR life as you wish your KIDS would.
Last but not least...one of my favorites...(and for those of you who made it all the way to the end of the page, here's your reward,' one that the 'lightweights' are going to miss, but not you)
Finally...this 'paper' bullshit is exposed...
and once again, the world is good...
(I may be broke...but we have plenty of wood.)